"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
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